Today's Edition of "Why I Love the Rude Pundit"

Inimitable Rudeness:

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker's eyes have the glazed over look of a man who just jacked off to a Facebook album of your niece's fifth birthday party.

Now that you mention it . . .

There's more (saints be praised):

Actually, that's not accurate because that assumes that Walker would try to hide his proclivities. Indeed, Walker seems more like the kind of guy who'd walk into that party with a Koch Industries dildo in his ass and tell everyone to watch while he yanked it to the musical chairs songs. God help the little girl who is in the last chair. For what else do you say about a governor whose official website has a press release titled "Walker Calls Democrat Legislators Back Into State." You got that? Not "Democratic," but the politicized, insulting "Democrat" as adjective. It's like getting a note from your boss on company stationery that calls you a "cocksucker."

Seriously. The Republicans, who love to label themselves the "grown-ups", are actually the asshole in the fifth grade classroom who gets off on disrupting everything by being the most annoying version of his asshole self that his fifth grade brain will allow him to be. How else to explain their joy in perpetuating the use (by alleged adults) of the idiotic, juvenile "Democrat"?

Walker starts this press release with "Out of respect for the institution of the Legislature and the democratic process, . . ." (Wait - should that be the "democrat" process?) Actually, asshole, if you really did have any respect for the institution of the legislature, you would call the other party in the legislative body by its correct name, instead of acting like a Vinnie Barbarino wannabe just to annoy libruls.

Yes, Pavlov would tell me to completely ignore it in order to extinguish that behavior - but it's just so breathtakingly assholish and dumb. I think that part of what makes it all so completely mind-blowing is the fact that these elected officials are supposed to be capable, mature adults - adults that an astonishingly large percentage of the population thinks are worthy/capable of governing - and yet, here they are, saying "Democrat", acting all "Wut?" any time anyone calls them on it, and it's not even clever enough to sniff Beavis and Butthead's crunchy pieces of Kleenex.