Ladies and Gentlemen, Your Fellow 'murcans

Via Mr. Sullivan, this little glimpse of idiocy, brought to us by George Packer:

A Republican poll watcher who only gave her name as Lorna said, “I’m a constitutional conservative and I do not ever approve of distribution of wealth, and I am not a socialist, this country is not socialist, we are founded on Judeo-Christian principles. I will riot in the street if I have to. I have never been so ashamed of the way Obama has diminished the Presidency. He calls certain people enemies. He doesn’t dress properly. He talks about certain networks. He is just what he is—a Chicago agitator.”

That is just so breathtakingly stupid. What a selfish, idiotic drama queen. You will riot in the street? Diminished the Presidency? Really?

"I do not ever approve of distribution of wealth." Fine, you selfish bitch - I assume you're paying for all of your health care out of your pocket. Have fun doing that if you ever get really sick.

"I am not a socialist." Just stop it you morans. Do you even know what a socialist is?

". . . we are founded on Judeo-Christian principles" (or just Christian if there are no Jewish voters around):
A.) Wrong
B.) That is not the opposite of socialism, you fucking idiot.

"He calls certain people enemies" - Oh heavens. She must be referring to the time Obama said "Yer either with us or against us".

"He is just what he is - a Chicago agitator". Oh, snap. Way to puke up the Fox garbage, lady. Can you explain what that means? (Oh and Lorna, fuck you for using Chicago as a negative. You stay put in Puritan Shithole, VA - some of us like it here.)

Finally . . . "He doesn't dress properly."

I'll echo Mr. Sullivan: "He doesn't dress properly?"