Saturday, January 31, 2009

En Vacances Au Mexique

Yay! A week of sunshine and ocean. Even though I have, sadly, become acclimated once again to the snow and ice of Chicago, it will be wonderful to escape to the beach for a while.

Will any of these guys be around?





Doubt it, since they are from Vaqueros Mexicanos*, and I don't think there are too many cowboys near the beach. Oh, well.

* - I am blanking on which one of my frequently-visited sites tipped me off to this hot site recently. When I remember I will return to give credit. Feel free to let me know if it's you.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Governor Quinn, Tear Down Those Signs!



We are free! We are free!

Via Gapers Block, we learn that
If the Gov is indeed ousted today, the Illinois Tollway will almost immediately shroud all those signs proclaiming Rod's awesomeness (like this one). Then they'll take them down.
I almost think we should leave them up, just to remind everyone who is responsible for the crap job they did re-paving I-90. After 1-2 years of winter (who knew it got so cold and there was all that snow and ice?), some sections already look like the surface of the moon or as if they were shelled.

I Was Afraid of This

Just last night I was saying the following:
. . . the whole post-partisan song is nothing more than a political game, a super-shrewd, exotic political tactic Obama is employing in order to cast the GOP as obstructionists.
Not exactly that, of course - That comes from Glenn Greenwald's post today regarding Dick Armey's latest display of class. Obama even invited the Rethugs to the White House for cocktails! How brilliant!

This morning, however, I'm afraid that might be just a story we tell ourselves in order to preserve a shred of dignity in the wake of the House vote on the stimulus package.

More Glenn:
As I've documented many times before, Beltway "bipartisanship" means that Democrats adopt as many GOP beliefs as possible so what ultimately is done resembles Republican policies as much as possible (anyone doubting that should simply review these "bipartisan" votes of the last eight years). I'm glad that the stimulus package yesterday -- which Democrats watered down and comprised on as much as possible to please Republicans -- did not attract even a single Republican vote in the House: not one.

Republicans aren't interested in "bipartisanship" except to the extent that they can force Democrats to enact their policies even though they have only a small minority thanks to being so forcefully rejected by the citizenry. And why should they be interested in bipartisanship? Why should they vote for a stimulus package that they don't support and that is anathema to what their most ardent supporters believe? It's very hard to find any virtuous attribute of the contemporary Republican Party, but one thing that can be said for them is that -- unlike Democrats, whose overarching desire in life is to please the needy harmony fetishists by adopting as many GOP views as possible -- Republicans are willing to incur criticisms by opposing what they oppose and supporting what they support.
Argh. I'm going to have to continue to hope that Obama's a game-changer who will outsmart the GOP's goons. It's going to be awfully tough, though, with the wimpy wing of the Democratic Congress being their usual spineless, Charlie-Brown-with-Lucy's*-GOP-football selves. Harry Reid?? GAWD. Can't we just let Jim Webb get up there and kick some ass?

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* - I apologize to Ms. VanPelt for using her name and "GOP" in the same phrase.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

What Will It Take . . .

. . . for NBC Universal to stop inviting the vile Dick Armey to appear on its programs as some sort of knowledgeable presence (on something or other)?

Perhaps he'll have to wipe his ass with the flag or spit on a (non-gay) soldier or something. Rethugs know they can say whatever they want, possibly apologize "if anyone was offended by" what they said, and then wait out the left's feeble protestations while their whores in the librul media attend to sanitization detail. As Digby has chronicled, nobody can orchestrate a hissy fit like our friends the delicate little flowers of the GOP, whose feelings and patriotic sensitivities are as fragile as snowflakes.

Just imagine, however, the nookyular fallout that would occur if someone had uttered the librul equivalent of Dick Armey's latest verbal flatulence.

Because I'm lazy and because this blog is in some small way a personal diary, I'm just going to transcribe Digby's awesomeness . . .
Huzzah to Joan Walsh who has far, far more patience than I would have had in dealing with that misogynist moron, Dick Armey. What a piece of garbage:
Former Rep. Dick Armey (R-Texas) still needs some lessons in etiquette.

Armey, who once referred to fellow Rep. Barney Frank as "Barney Fag," lost his temper during an appearance with Salon Editor-in-Chief Joan Walsh on MSNBC's Hardball Wednesday, and lashed out, saying:

I am so damn glad that you could never be my wife, 'cause I surely wouldn't have to listen to that prattle from you every day.
Joan responded, "Well, that makes two of us." She'll have more to say in her blog later on. Video of the appearance is below [ed. note: In the original post]]; the exchange comes about 9:42 in.
If you are unfamiliar with Dick Armey's bizarroworld discussion about the economy, where the "income redistributonists" have screwed up the economy by not giving enough tax cuts to the rich, you will understand why we are in this mess today. (And you will understand why my head explodes when I see the Republicans on television sanctimoniously lecturing everyone about economics.

Dick Armey is one of the foremost conservative economic gurus in the land and is one of the guys they turn to for serious policy advice. I'm not kidding.

Joan, you are my hero.
Mine too!

UPDATE 1/29/2008 9:53AM

Ugh . . . now we've got Mark Haines and Erin Burnett yuking it up with "Radio Talk Show Host" Rush Limbaugh on CNBC this morning. Gawd. Way to contribute to his legitimacy. I just called "Viewer Services" to complain. The nice lady on the phone said she'd be glad to pass my comments on to the Director of Programming. Right.

Because They Are Whining Babies Who Are Afraid of Teh Sex

Brad at Sadly, No asks a good question:
Can someone tell me . . .

…why Republicans are attacking Democrats for funding STD prevention? Like, where is the partisan gain in all this? Can you imagine campaign ads that say something along the lines of, “Mike Pence voted AGAINST Barack Hussein Obama’s plan to prevent you from getting a sexually transmitted disease!” In a sane country, this stuff would just not be controversial.
The SN readers' comments are great.

Thanks for all the Luv, Rod. Now please go away.

Ugh - I'm only 2:13 into watching Governor F-Word on Rachel and I already can't stand it. It's just painful!

Whenever he says "without going into detail", he might as well say "I'm not answering that question, but I will now veer off into a crazy, rambling stream-of-semi-consciousness river of bullshit talking points/campaignspeak about how much he "loves" the people of Illinois, some Cubs/protecting Wrigley Field/hating Sam Zell/Tribune blah blah blah crazy shit, public transportation for the eldery, health care for women . . .

So far she's asking good questions, but still letting him just spew out his insane ramblings.

However, maybe there's a strategy there - the more he talks, the more stupid things he says. Now that I'm on segment #4 from the website re-broadcast, I see that he did just that - including some possibly contradictory, dare I say incriminating?, things.

Finally, Rod: Burris will not win re-election. Sorry.


UPDATE 1/28/2009 10:08AM

Loving former Federal Prosecutor Scott Mendeloff of Chicago on Rachel! Way to represent!


UPDATE 1/28/2009 10:11AM

OT - I seriously hate Eric Cantor. What a whiny little prick. Your plan?! Snort.

UPDATE 1/28/2009 9:10PM

Keith has got a wonderful montage of some of Rod's finest moments. It's a work of art:


Even if you start having an allergic reaction to all of his toxic, psychotic BS, keep watching until around 5:05 when Joy Behar does something really funny - and the following shot of a split screen of Rod and Patrick Fitzgerald from the Larry King (speaking of allergic reactions) Show is too much: He's caught on camera fixing his hair

F R E A K ! ! !

Mayor Daley saying "kookoo" is priceless.

Rod, 93% of the citizens of Illinois hate you! We don't want your love and protection!

This Bears Repeating: Listen, Rush . . .

Via Reporter Cub,


Listen Rush: I haven't forgotten what you said about Chelsea. Say any crap about my daughters and it will take a team of doctors to pry my foot out of your lying, cowardly, bloated oxycontin loving ass.

As I've said all over the place, so help me, if the Rethugs and their despicable media whores go anywhere near those girls . . .

Monday, January 26, 2009

I Feel Dirty!

Huge thanks to David Dust bringing VH1's dreadful Tool Academy into my life!

I saw my first complete episode tonight . . . and I feel unclean. (I feel even more unclean for "having" to see a few minutes of an extended promo for "The Love of Ray J" . . . now that makes me wish for an asteroid strike.) However, if watching Tool Academy is wrong - you got it - I don't want to be right.

We remain hopeful that David will begin reviewing and recapping this show as he has done for several Bravo series. His readers need a forum where we can connect and share our feelings about what we have learned . . . in the same way that the Tools and "their" girls do in "therapy" with Dr. Trina.

UPDATE 1/26/2009 10:24pm

How could I forget?? . . . Peace, bitch! (Does inexplicable sideways peace hand signal.)

I'm confused. Why the two fingers sideways? Is Clarence/Celebrity's girl a trader signaling "7"? Is there a rock/paper/scissors battle going on of which we, the viewers, are unaware? Did she catch an audience member taking her picture thereby defiling all thespians through the ages while simultaneously putting her and her fellow cast members in danger, and now she's going to cut off his nuts? So many questions.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

More Whining Babies

Oh for FUCK'S SAKE:

I do like David E's deconstructions, particularly when the target is some turd by a major putz like Howie Kurtz. Here's David E's take on Howie's (very) early thoughts on the Obama presidency.

Money quotes:
“It is well past time to ask the question: What has Barack Obama really accomplished as president, anyway?”
That’s right. After all it’s been 48 hours hasn’t it?

“the first couple danced at 10 balls and Michelle’s dresses are getting pretty good reviews. But the economy is still in the deep freeze, we’ve still got troops in Iraq and global warming continues apace. How long are we supposed to wait for the change we’ve been waiting for?”
Ask Laura Bush for a Xanax, dear.

”Passing legislation, getting programs to work, is often a process measured in inches. A president can inspire, can use the bully pulpit, but when banks aren’t making loans, people are losing their homes and the Detroit automakers are teetering on the brink, speeches aren’t enough.”
Really? That’s not what you clowns thought when Reagan was president.

Reagan? Gawd, David, that was so, like, 28 years ago. Kurtz actually wrote the words "It is well past time to ask the question: What has Barack Obama really accomplished as president, anyway?" It is also well past time to ask the question: Are you people insane?

Poetry Break, part II

More poetry!

Courtesy of The Mangina Monologues, here's a senryu (I guess that's a haiku that mentions humans?) about Jeff Reed (he of the camera phone photography):
Cute, crazy kicker

Life of party, crackin’ jokes

Keep showin’ your stuff!
Click on the link for a couple of photos and of course the latest Li'l Bastard Comix, one of the absolute bestest things on the teh internets evah!

UPDATE 1/26/2009 8:19AM

More Jeff Reed here - more crazy than cute this time. The hair!

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Poetry Break

The glorious Eric Leven has posted an offering of five haiku, entitled Chicks in Boots.

All five are wonderful. Below are my two favorites - I dedicate them to the females of 60657, 60614, and 60610 and their (mostly) dreadful herd-mentality fashion sense:
Listen, I get it,
Okay? Fashion, whatever.
But the boots must go!

There once was a time
When Ugz were in - maybe you
Could be less trendy?
In the summer, it's flip-flops. In the winter, it's Ugz. Both have the potential to make a lot of noise, particularly when the wearer feels the need to not pick up his or her feet when walking. (What are the origins of that behavior?)

A new high (or low?) in Ugz-liness was achieved by the girl I saw at the Starbucks at North & Sheffield who was either wearing shorts or a short skirt (or nothing) underneath her mid-thigh-length winter coat. This, in combination with the Ugz, was beyond ridiculous.

All that said, I would like to send a major shout-out to the gorgeous beauty who was at Cafe Spiaggia last night (with her tall, muscular, shaved-head, unbelievably studly hunk of a boyfriend/husband). Girl, you were beyond beautiful, and your creative and classy style was at once bold and understated. Brava! (For the record, she was wearing - and pulling off - some kick-ass boots.)

Mr. Blackwell, signing off.

Whining Babies

Oh, those delicate Bushies.

By now we should all know that Rethugs can say whatever vile shit they want*, but heaven help us if someone gives it back to them . . . or just speaks the truth. As Digby said yesterday,
These people can dish it out, but when it comes to taking it they whine and cry like little bitty babies.
Amen, sister. She's referring to this piece in the librul New York Times where Dubya's cronies were mewling about how mean Obama was to them in his inaugural address. Here's the odious Karen Hughes being sanctimonious:
“There were a few sharp elbows that really rankled and I felt were not as magnanimous as the occasion called for,” Karen Hughes, a longtime Bush confidante, said in an interview. “He really missed an opportunity to be as big as the occasion was and, frankly, as gracious as President Bush was as he left office.”
Oh, honey - spare us, will ya? Yessir, that Bush is one gracious-ass dude. As if he had any choice but to stay out of the way? Everyone was through with him long before Obama was even elected. Still, it's cute that Karen thinks he was still relevant.

Wait - there's more:
Dan Bartlett, another top adviser, used similar language. “It was a missed opportunity to bring some of the president’s loyal supporters into the fold,” he said.
Yeah . . . there were tons of the (thankfully former) president's loyal supporters waiting to be brought into "the fold" until Obama said all those awful, horrible things. The wingnut 22% positive-approval-rating base was so totally ready to accept Obama as a legitimate President, stop saying murderous things about him and plotting his destruction, and join the fold--until he hurt their feelings. Is there an ounce of self-awareness in that entire crowd?

One's heart really does go out to those poor, victimized Bushies, who we all know are filled with nothing but good, honest, love of country. Here's Digby again:
It doesn't matter how much you "reach out" or try to find "common ground" with conservatives, they are so thin-skinned that any criticism is seen as a threat to their honor. Their worldview is formed around the idea that they are a misunderstood and besieged minority who are victimized by traitorous, hedonistic liberals and their lives are organized around their belief in their oppression.

That they are actually saying Obama is ungracious is pretty unbelievable, but there it is.
Yup, those ungracious libruls. After all Dubya & Co. have done for us! Tsk.

Get your sorry asses back to Texas and shut the fuck up forever . . . except when it's time to serve as witnesses at each others' trials.

(Did anyone see Gonzo getting all misty-eyed and blubbery after the flight back home to hell Texas? I caught a clip on Keith. Priceless.)

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* - Speaking of vile shit, Dick "Barney Fag" Armey was on CNBC again on Thursday morning. BARF!! Seeing a split screen (muted of course) of him and Wussocrat Steny Hoyer is not a pleasant thing before 8AM.

Friday, January 23, 2009

So Cool - part II

OMG - I love this:


40 years after their silent protest at the 1968 Olympics, Gold Medalist Tommie Smith hugs Bronze Medalist John Carlos, and their wives Delois Smith and Charlene Carlos after Barack Obama is officially sworn in as the President of the United States. Photo taken in the Smith room at the Sheraton Boston in Boston, MA.
(Boston Globe/Stan Grossfeld)

(Courtesy of Shakesville contributor Misty's post on the Boston "Yesterday was a historic day" Globe's photo essay of Obama's inauguration.

Definitely check out all of the photos on the Globe's site. A few thoughts on those shots:
#6 - What a glorious photo of the family! Love Barack's goofy smile and the look on each of the Obama ladies' faces.
#19 - Tsk. Look at that Obama groupie. Why does she hate America? Why does she hate the troops?
#23 - Blub!!!
#26 - Even though I wanted to ignore this shot of Dubya and Laura boarding a USMC helicopter to get their sorry asses back to Texas where they belong, I absolutely could not ignore the Marine in the lower left corner. Hello!
#33 - More Blubs!!
#38 - No comment. Someone needs a serious geography/history lesson. [added 1/24/09: Oh wait - that is a comment.]
#40 - Is this the best photo of the day?! I bought a copy of the NYT just for this front-page shot.
#41 - The cuteness!! You go girl in your custom-made orange and pink ensemble!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

So Cool

Via Shakesville by way of TPM, here's Hillary arriving at the State Department.



As several Shakes commenters pointed out, morale has reportedly been quite low at the Departments of State and Justice. That makes these past two days extra cool. It's like waking up after a nap when you're sick and realizing that the fever that has been making you feel shitty is gone.

Perhaps a more apt analogy is how you feel when you have food poisoning and you finally barf up all the vileness that has been making you feel beyond awful. Your body is still totally reeling from the experience, and you're not 100% better, but at least it's things you can deal with--not the maddening, tortuous nausea that existed pre-barf.

Begone, Bush malaise! I flush you down the toilet like the vomit that you are!

Deconstructing Dumbo

Sorry to be a Daily Dish portal once again, but via Mr. Sullivan (actually it's Mr. Bodenner today) comes this piece of graphic awesomeness:



The comments section of the original post at Boing Boing features some prime examples of relativism-driven stupidity:
but yeah, the mongers are on both sides, on that there is no debate. The left has Michael Moore, Franken, Maher, Sean Penn, Tim Robbins etc...the right has Limbaugh, Colter, Hannity to an extent.
but it's all way too much of a distraction for a work day. More on that later.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Excellent Form!

V the Wonder Man led me to this wonderful nugget - Bush being booed as he appears for Obama's Inauguration. I love it!

It is disguting, however, to hear Chris Matthews clucking in the background: "Oh - don't boo - don't boo here . . . bad form, bad form" or some whiny crap like that. It's the Washington, DC Villager mentality in full display.

This man is despised by much of the country. (Bush, that is . . . although Matthews is infuriating in his own right.) He has admitted to torturing people and thus has confessed to being a war criminal. But - Oh my heavens, what bad manners of all those uncouth outsiders to boo him. Somebody get Matthews a fainting couch! Such "bad form"!

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The title of this post has been corrected after an HTML/proofreading FAIL by me - I pasted a link in the wrong box on this here Blogger thingy.

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UPDATE 1/21/2009 4:08PM

On a somewhat related note, and returning to my impressions of the mindless blather by the NBCers yesterday, I loved Digby's piece on the same subject, "Make Them Stop!":
I am watching people from somewhere in this country parading down the street in front of the White House, before the new president, with brooms and lawnmowers. And none of the gasbags could be bothered to explain who these people are or what that means because they are so in love with the sound of their own voices saying the words "historic" and "symbolic" over and over again that they just don't have the time.
In one particularly nauseating moment of verbal diarrhea yesterday, Tom "Greatest Generation" Brokaw was waxing poetic about how two Obama staffers from Chicago happened to find apartments in the same building in DC . . . "and they were comforted by that." Oh, the humanity - adults have to voluntarily relocate for a job! I hope they find comfort somewhere!

Thanks, Sam Adams

Oy.

Here's Joe's latest update on Portland mayor Sam Adams, who has admitted to having an affair with a teenage staffer.

A seventeen year-old?? Dude.

As if, here in 2009, any political figure would be able to conceal this. By all means, run for mayor and lie about your sexual relationship with a seventeen year-old - (make that eighteen year-old - they "waited" How chaste).

Yup, all of us gays are pervs and pedophiles. Thanks a lot.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Spontaneous Blub!

I was working most of the day (although I was in a restaurant around lunchtime and saw - but did not hear - much of the Inauguration), and just turned on the teevee machine.

I think Tom Brokaw and Brian Williams are having an unbridled unctuousness contest.

Par example, Brian Williams just attempted to tell an anecdote about the Grant inaugural party - one presumes he is referring to U.S. Grant, the only president with that surname. Williams was yammering on sanctimoniously about how cold it was in those days before central heating, and, according to him, it seems that as a result of the cold there was a rush for the coat check. In the midst, "a young man from Illinois lost his top hat . . . Abraham Lincoln." WTF?? Would that be the same Abraham Lincoln who had been assassinated 4 years earlier?? Sheesh.

However, even that could not stop me from experiencing a spontaneous blubfest at the sight of our new President and First Lady!!

Here's the Bidens and their sons!!! (Yum.)

And here's the fabulous Obama family! More blubbing may occur . . . must sign-off for now.

UPDATE 1/20/2008 4:55PM

For the love of Maude, is Wolf Blitzer The Singularly Most Annoying Thing on Television?? (Answer: Yes.) Hrmmmm . . . it appears that Barack Obama is "wiping away something from his nose". Really? Thanks for that analysis, you fucking freak!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Oh, and confidential to Closet Case Don Lemon (the one who had his "bachelor pad" apartment décor profiled in Chicago Social), it’s “Nez Perce”, not just “Nez”, dumbshit.

I was just channel surfing as far away as I could get from the dreadfulness that is CNN’s coverage of the Inaugural Parade.

I clicked across Glenn Beck’s always hideous yet on this night almost tearful visage, and heard him say something about “Mr. President”. I clicked back to see what venal, revolting thing he was puking out at Barack, but it was not President OBAMA that he was addressing, it was Dubya.

I think, although my connection to the reality-based community prevents me from fully comprehending it, that he was offering a farewell paean to George Fucking W. Fucking Bush:

“On that awful day,” Glenn mewed, looking all wide-eyed, “sincere”, and Precious Moments, “You led, when no one else wanted to.”

No.

Just no.

No no no no no NO NO NO!

As much as I despise him, Ghouliani led on that day. Those New York* firemen and policemen who were one gazillion times more true to their jobs on September 11, 2001 than you were, Dubya, you fucking piece of shit – they led on that day. The crew and passengers of American 11, American 77, United 93, and United 175, who exhibited unmatched heroism (known and unknown) – they led that day. There were African-Americans on those forces and on those planes. There were gay people on those forces and on those planes. Glenn Beck defiles their memories, and insults every other American that George Fucking W. Fucking Bush ignored, diminished, oppressed, and otherwise set back for the past eight years, by saying that the Worst President Ever “led” that day.

Dubya fucking fled on that day!

Big fucking deal that he made a PR appearance in a Members Only jacket with a bull-horn days after the all-clear had been sounded! That was nothing but bullshit bravado, and I am so proud to say that even on that day, I was one of the 11% of Americans who still thought he was full of stinking shit.

We cannot allow THEM to re-write history.

[* - NOT the CPD or any other city that seeks to capitalize on the bravery displayed by their fellow policemen on September 11. Just because you happen to hold the same job that they did does not give you license to be even greater homophobic assholes than (many of) you already are.]

UPDATE 1/20/2009 6:25PM

I have to give some major shout-outs to the Colts drum & bugle corps of Dubuque, Iowa and the nine-time DCI Champion Garfield Cadets/Cadets of Bergen County/Cadets from NJ or PA (hard to tell these days) for appearing in the Inaugural parade. Despite CNN's inane blather and pompous John King's stupid maps, I could tell that when these two drum corps (not bands) were passing in review of President Obama (hell YEAH!), those in the reviewing stand (or at least those that CNN bothered to show) seemed noticeably more attentive and interested than they did with the rest of the parade. Barack and Biden almost seemed to stand at pseudo-attention, the way they did when square-jawed military leaders joined them in the stand. Who can blame them? The Cadets are drum corps royalty, and I must say that the Colts color guard was the most impressive (non-emotional, non-historic, non-Tuskegee Airmen/non-Barack or Michelle's High School, etc.) thing I saw in the parade - at least that part of said parade that I viewed through CNN's sickening filter before turning off the teevee.

Why am I mentioning this? Because I was a member of the world-champion Madison Scouts from 1984-88 (and again in 2006), that's why, and I am very proud to see these corps displaying their excellence (no offense, bands) in front of our awesome new Pres.

UPDATE 1/21/2009 2:57PM

Forgot to add that shoes were very nearly hurned at the television set each time some gasbag mentioned that all of the Os were still on the White House keyboards - cuz, we all know, heh heh, those uncouth Clintonites displayed such "bad form" by removing Ws when they left . . . EXCEPT THAT NEVER HAPPENED YOU FUCKING TWITS!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

"What a sad, callous, callow man"

Here's Mr. Sullivan, writing about Dubya's conversation with the uber-annoying Larry King.
Bush Blurts Out The Truth

A reader notices a revealing section of the president's interview with Larry King last night. Money quote:
KING: So there's nothing you've done in the area of treatment of prisoners that causes you any kind of pause?

G. BUSH: No. No. Everything we did was -- you know, it had legal -- legal opinions behind it. Look, you're sitting there, you've captured Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. He's the guy that ordered the September the 11th attacks. And we want to know what he knows in order to protect the United States of America. And I got legal opinions that said whatever we're going to do is legal. And my job is to protect you, Larry. And I've given it my all. I've given it my all.
Isn't that an admission that he demanded legal cover for illegal acts? And had "lawyers" like John Yoo and Jay Bybee all too willing to write and say anything for their boss.

One more thing: no pause. No reflection. Not even a smidgen of doubt or wrestling with the profound legal, constitutional and moral issues involved. What a pathetic excuse for a president. What a sad, callous, callow man.
Oh for fuck's sake, Dubya, will you give the "my job is to protect you, Larry" crap a full and final rest already?

heh-heh

It is so NOT the Preznit's job to "protect" us. I know the Rethugs have some kind of macho daddy manly-man fetish, but it's not the good kind, and it's fucked up! I believe it's the Preznit's job to protect that Constitution thingy, and we all know you certainly didn't give that your all.

Begone, hellhound!!

[I saw the Chicago Shakespeare Theatre's (winner of the 2008 Regional Theatre Tony Award) fabulous Macbeth on Saturday night and have been waiting to call Bush a hellhound ever since.]

Monday, January 12, 2009

Roland Burris is on Rachel . . .

OMG shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!!

(Hiding head in hands in total shame.)

So embarrassing! Shut up! Please. How many days until we can make you LOSE your next election???

Here is a rough transcript of what he Roland said: "blahblah blah . . . iovoiaiobjviodajiobrejpivjjervoidajiovcifdslv . . . blah . .. wqoqifvidq . . . blah blah blah . . . brup . . . blah . . ouoeoajcoswiaeojovoaedapdmocioaiei"

Shut up!!!

Ignore it, and it Will Go Away (Maybe)

JMG had a post today about how Ann Coulter was "smacked down" on The View.

Following Joe's strong, steady, studly lead (I mean that), I clicked on the links. For the first time in my life, I watched more than 5 seconds of Ann Coulter footage.

Sad to say, she/it was hardly smacked down. Unless the ladies of The View performed an on-air vivisection of that thing or drove a wooden stake through its "heart", I fail to see how they could possibly have smacked it down. It doesn't matter how catty or clever 4 of the 5 hosts were--nothing they say will impact how that thing views the world.

[By the way, I'm pretty sure that the quarterback's wife makes more money per annum than I do. Thus, I hereby volunteer to sit next to BW wearing a BUTT UGLY outfit and say nothing while looking over-the-top uptight in exchange for more bank than I'm hauling in now. If needed, I will utter one worthless sentence (loaded with bitchitude) about the "birth of my children", or whatever the hell it said. E-mail contact info in the Blogger sidebar. Thanks.]

My thoughts on AC's appearance on The View have previously appeared in the comments section of Joe.My.God.:

Ann, take your overwrought and mostly fake tri-state "accent" (sorry, can't identify the exact location) and just SHUT THE FUCK UP already.

There's difference of opinion, and then there's this freak show. The insane, incendiary crap that she passes off for writing and analysis is devoid of logic, reason, and reality. Yet, because it's so titilating, naturally the bovine, mainstream media-consuming public eats it up . . . much the same way that some dogs eat dogshit.

"I think we can move on from tone and get to substance"

Can we? Then get off the set, slag. That's pretty rich, coming from a sociopath who seconds earlier was making a bitchy, overdramatic stink about how BW allegedly read from her "book" as though it were Mein Kampf.

Yes, 4 of the 5 hosts of The View got a few dings in here and there. Big fucking deal! I'd hardly call it a smackdown. They still had that grotesque thing on their show and thus contributed to its legitimacy in the minds of most of their viewers - which should of course destroy any shred of the show's credibility, but instead, here in our Alternate Reality reality of 2009, only serves to enhance it. At least when Gore Vidal was making a fool of WFB (my opinion), both were using complete sentences and each man's argument had some connection to reality.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Go Steelers!

I don't have much of a dog in this here NFL playoff thingy, but I think I shall adopt the Pittsburgh Steelers as my team.

Dwight of Dwight Supremacy is a Pittsburgh man (and fellow Dust Bunny) who always brings the extreme hotness on his blog. Lots of Steelers posts (and aforementioned) hotness here. Latest installment here.

If today's game against San Diego does not have the desired outcome, I will assist Dwight in comforting the Steelers.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

It's a Beautiful Day in the Gayborhood . . .

Great - not yet noon, and thus far today:

1. Via Shakesville, I read that 11 gay bars in Seattle have been sent this creepy letter warning of the planned random murder of patrons with ricin:


(Image of the letter from JMG's post on "what some are describing as a hate crime." Some?? Some are also describing Seattle Times staff reporter Nick Perry, who wrote that, as a PC-addled dumbass/wuss, but that's another story.)

Dan Savage also received the letter. Per Mr. Perry's story,
Stranger editorial director Dan Savage said he didn't take the threat too seriously: "I get a death threat a day with Savage Love," he said, referring to a sex column he writes.
I say "Bravo!" to Dan and the bar owners/patrons for their defiant stance. I second the glorious Ms. McEwan's motion that we:
. . . all take a moment to note, appreciate, and summarily despise the bitter irony that the GOP made gay-hating a centerpiece of the 2004 Bush reelection campaign in a desperate bid to put their boy back into office because it is only the GOP who can protect us from the terrorists.
I curse the chickenshit(s) who sent the letter. I am compelled to travel to Seattle for a pub crawl. [I had a great time at Re Bar (the addressee in the version of the letter shown above) once - would've had an even better time if I could've closed the deal with that guy in the RISD shirt, but I digress.]

2. As I learned in a few Facebook-generated e-mails and via JMG's (again) post, hackers have infiltrated and decimated Soapblox.net, the hosting service for Pam's House Blend and several other progressive blogs.

Joe's response says it all: "Fucking hell".

I can't wait for all the dialogue with the wingnuts and/or other gay-haters responsible for these stunts - it'll be great to start building bridges and all that.

My New Congressman (I Hope)

Poor Roland Burris. He really ought not to have gone to Washington, DC. Unfortunate photo op in the rain there, Roy. Blago's mess continues to spread . . . like a cooling puddle of Cho* in the seat of your car.

Via Digby, I see that Tom Geoghegan now has a website up regarding his candidacy for Rahm's and Blago's old Congressional seat. I'm hopeful us Fifth Districters will send a real Progressive to Congress to replace the craven Rahm Emanuel.

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* - My term, (usually a verb "to Cho") for the highly unfortunate outcome of the unmet immediate need for bathroom facilities of the seated variety, hilariously described by Margaret Cho.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

People . . .

Earlier today I was at two epicenters of Lincoln Park obnoxiousness: The parking lot of the Whole Foods on North Avenue and the huge Starbucks across the street with the tiny parking lot (or as I call it: HELL).

Dear Asshole in the Whole Foods parking lot who was too self-important or lazy to walk the shopping cart back to the store and instead left it on an island in the middle of the lot: I hope your mint green Lexus is dinged by just such a cart very soon.

Dear AngerTwink/Metrosexual/Eurotrash guy in knit cap at Starbucks: Is there possibly a better place to conduct business on your Blackberry than right in front of the napkin dispenser? Perhaps my standing behind you was a clue that you should finish performing an elaborate tea ceremony checking your e-mail while stirring your coffee at one of the many table/chair set-ups available throughout the Starbucks rather than at the condiment bar?

Because I Am Aware of All Internet Traditions . . .

. . . I should note that I have taken down the piece of blogorrhea that I posted this past Sunday evening entitled "Christmas Cards".

As Wonder Man succinctly and accurately noted in his comment (perhaps with an appropriate hint of deadpan): "That's some drama."

Indeed it was, as those of you who experienced the post's brief but messy life will recall. Upon further review and a gentle reality check from a friend (not one of the cast of characters featured in the aforementioned angst-laden blob of id) who asked "Are you sure you want that out there?", I decided that I should probably preserve a molecule or two of discretion. Thus, "Christmas Cards" has been returned to unpublished draft status where for the good of mankind it shall remain.

Thank you to Wonder Man and Dan for your comments!

Echo Chamber regrets the lapse in editorial judgment.

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UPDATE 1/6/2009 1:49PM

via Daily Kos:

Monday, January 5, 2009

Monday Funny

Courtesy of Ms. McEwan, blogmistress of Shakesville:
Dear Netflix,

I know about you. You can give it a rest with the pop-ups and pop-unders.

If I run into anyone who's just awoken from a decades-long coma or relocated from their last residence under a rock in uninhabited Siberia, I promise to tell them about you.

Love,
Liss
As I said in my comment, I love it. So true.

When one is at Shakesville, and one sees an "I Write Letters" post by Liss, one knows one is in for something good.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

THIS . . .



. . . might just be perfection.

Words fail me. How to describe the hotness, the oiled body magnificence, the confident sexuality, of that shot? Yes, I'm posing in a thong, oiled-up in front of a back-lit "SEXY" sign in a master cap, but my bod, my full-lipped face, my hands, my thighs, my meat, my abs, my pecs, and everything about me are so incredibly awesome I can wear whatever the hell I want!!

Whew.

Ladies and gentlemen, Quentin Elias WORKS IT, courtesy of Mechadude.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Boo Fucking Who?

I just read this comment, a gem amidst the maelstrom that resulted from this post by poor, poor James Kirchick at IGF. [OMG, can you even believe that freshman said that to him?? The mind recoils.]

I think Walt drives a stake into the heart of gay conservative ("we're Germans first, not Jews!") agitprop/rationalization.
Walt | August 15, 2007, 10:58pm | #

Look, the reason liberals tend to be a bit short with you people OUGHT to be fairly obvious. Who are the enemies of gays? Any clues? Please, read the platform of the Republican Party. Better yet, tune into Sean Hannity or Michael Savage. Or read blogs like Little Green Footballs. Gays aren't blind. We know who hates us. And when we meet gay conservatives, we want to know why they are blind to THAT reality. An ideology that gains power by demonizing gays fully deserves the scrutiny and contempt of gay liberals.

The problem is not gay liberals asking impertinent questions of blindered conservatives. It's really why any self-respecting citizen would compartmentalize his life in order to overlook such obvious gaps in self-interest. The most common reason given is that their self-interest is economic, and not political or social.

Liberalism is born the moment you notice how your life intersects with others. The innumerable interdependencies of life present an escape from the smugness and small-mindedness of modern conservatism. The moment you start seeing these connections, you cease being parochial.
How about that?: "Liberalism is born the moment you notice how your life intersects with others." Very well-put, Walt. Bravo.

Goodbye and Good Riddance (Well, Not Really)

Being a full-time freedom/troops/'murca-hating librul, I am of course filled with hate. I spend all my time and engery just plain hatin' on things, whilst my conservative, real-American, freedom/troops/'murca-loving Republican counterparts are just so full of genuine love and goodwill one cannot stand it!

One of the things I hate strongly dislike (when I'm not busy hating the troops or the flag or Christmas or our liberties) is my Congressman, Rahm Emmanuel.


(There is a Li'l Bastard Comix caption in that photo somewhere, but I'm too busy hatin' to figure it out.)

Being the craven prick guy that he is, Rahm sends out plenty of franked mailings telling us constituents* how much he's doing for us in Washington. There's even a (postage-required) card you can send back telling Rahm what photo-op-ready, pork-laden cause you care about. I mean, Rahm is a fucking champion of the elderly, children, students, those in need of health care - you name it, Rahm is on it, man!

However, is there any inlkling that he's the Tom DeLay of the Democrat party? No, of course not. Is there any mention of his total capitulation on FISA? No. Wev. I remember calling Rahm's Washington office during the FISA mess. When I asked why Rahm was giving Dubya everything he wanted against the wishes of his constituents, his office worker was unable to provide me with an answer.

As Down With Tyranny reports, Rahm has resigned from Congress to become Barack's Chief of Staff. The resigned from Congress part: Good. (Bring on State Rep. Sara Feigenholtz now, please!) The still very-much involved Chief of Staff thing: Bad.

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* - I guess I'm a Rahm constituent. I get mail from both him and Jan Schakowsky. I'd rather be Jan's constituent (I'm a big "Jan Fan"), although Rahm is on the ballot whenever I vote. I must be right on the dividing line . . . although when I try to leave a comment at Rahm's website and I enter my address to prove I'm a "constituent" (so quaint!), the site tells me I don't live in the 5th District. Yeah, well fuck you, website!

[Hey! I'm The Man Without A Congressional District. Is there money in that?]

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UPDATED 1/7/2008 12:14AM

Some of the flamethrower vitriol toned down. Was reading Rahm's Wikipedia bio. Argh. Not all bad. "Hate" should probably be reserved for true scum - like Hamas.

Ha-Ha (said in kid from Simpsons voice)

Via Shakesville, a wonderful Quote of the Day (perhaps of the Year, and it's only the second of January?):
I and 67 million of my fellow citizens brought the era of conservative dominance to a thundering close. For those of us who've been told for eight years that we weren't real Americans - liberals, urbanites, non-believers, cabernet-sippers, same-sex lovers, anti-war-mongerers, Volvo drivers - well, the tables have turned. We're the real Americans now.
Hell, yeah! That's Michael Tomasky in the Guardian, in his piece on America's Hall of Shame. (Why does he hate freedom?)

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P.S. - Be sure to check out the list of ghouls on Tomasky's Hall of Shame list. I was delighted to see Chicago's own Sam "You can't cure liberalism" Zell on there.