I was working most of the day (although I was in a restaurant around lunchtime and saw - but did not hear - much of the Inauguration), and just turned on the teevee machine.
I think Tom Brokaw and Brian Williams are having an unbridled unctuousness contest.
Par example, Brian Williams just attempted to tell an anecdote about the Grant inaugural party - one presumes he is referring to U.S. Grant, the only president with that surname. Williams was yammering on sanctimoniously about how cold it was in those days before central heating, and, according to him, it seems that as a result of the cold there was a rush for the coat check. In the midst, "a young man from Illinois lost his top hat . . . Abraham Lincoln." WTF?? Would that be the same Abraham Lincoln who had been assassinated 4 years earlier?? Sheesh.
However, even that could not stop me from experiencing a spontaneous blubfest at the sight of our new President and First Lady!!
Here's the Bidens
and their sons!!! (Yum.)
And here's the fabulous Obama family! More blubbing may occur . . . must sign-off for now.
UPDATE 1/20/2008 4:55PMFor the love of Maude, is Wolf Blitzer The Singularly Most Annoying
Thing on Television?? (Answer: Yes.) Hrmmmm . . . it appears that Barack Obama is "wiping away something from his nose". Really? Thanks for that
analysis, you fucking freak!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!Oh, and confidential to Closet Case Don Lemon (the one who had his "bachelor pad" apartment décor profiled in
Chicago Social), it’s “Nez Perce”, not just “Nez”, dumbshit.
I was just channel surfing as far away as I could get from the dreadfulness that is CNN’s coverage of the Inaugural Parade.
I clicked across Glenn Beck’s always hideous yet on this night almost tearful visage, and heard him say something about “Mr. President”. I clicked back to see what venal, revolting thing he was puking out at Barack, but it was not
President OBAMA that he was addressing, it was Dubya.
I think, although my connection to the reality-based community prevents me from fully comprehending it, that he was offering a farewell paean to George Fucking W. Fucking Bush:
“On that awful day,” Glenn mewed, looking all wide-eyed, “sincere”, and Precious Moments, “You led, when no one else wanted to.”
No.
Just no.
No no no no no NO NO NO!
As much as I despise him, Ghouliani
led on that day. Those
New York* firemen and policemen who were one gazillion times more true to their jobs on September 11, 2001 than you were, Dubya, you fucking piece of shit –
they led on that day. The crew and passengers of American 11, American 77, United 93, and United 175, who exhibited unmatched heroism (known and unknown) –
they led that day. There were African-Americans on those forces and on those planes. There were gay people on those forces and on those planes. Glenn Beck defiles their memories, and insults every other American that George Fucking W. Fucking Bush ignored, diminished, oppressed, and otherwise set back for the past eight years, by saying that the Worst President Ever “led” that day.
Dubya fucking
fled on that day!
Big fucking deal that he made a PR appearance in a Members Only jacket with a bull-horn days
after the all-clear had been sounded! That was nothing but bullshit bravado, and I am so proud to say that even on
that day, I was one of the 11% of Americans who still thought he was full of stinking shit.
We cannot allow
THEM to re-write history.
[* - NOT the CPD or any other city that seeks to capitalize on the bravery displayed by their fellow policemen on September 11. Just because you happen to hold the same job that they did does not give you license to be even greater homophobic assholes than (many of) you already are.]
UPDATE 1/20/2009 6:25PMI have to give some major shout-outs to the
Colts drum & bugle corps of Dubuque, Iowa and the nine-time
DCI Champion
Garfield Cadets/Cadets of Bergen County/Cadets from NJ or PA (hard to tell these days) for appearing in the Inaugural parade. Despite CNN's inane blather and pompous John King's stupid maps, I could tell that when these two drum corps (
not bands) were passing in review of
President Obama (hell YEAH!), those in the reviewing stand (or at least those that CNN bothered to show) seemed noticeably more attentive and interested than they did with the rest of the parade. Barack and Biden almost seemed to stand at pseudo-attention, the way they did when square-jawed military leaders joined them in the stand. Who can blame them? The Cadets are drum corps royalty, and I must say that the Colts color guard was the most impressive (non-emotional, non-historic, non-Tuskegee Airmen/non-Barack or Michelle's High School, etc.) thing I saw in the parade - at least that part of said parade that I viewed through CNN's sickening filter before turning off the teevee.
Why am I mentioning this? Because I was a member of the world-champion
Madison Scouts from 1984-88 (and again in 2006), that's why, and I am very proud to see these corps displaying their excellence (no offense, bands) in front of our awesome new Pres.
UPDATE 1/21/2009 2:57PMForgot to add that shoes were very nearly hurned at the television set each time some gasbag mentioned that all of the Os were still on the White House keyboards - cuz, we all know, heh heh, those uncouth Clintonites displayed such "bad form" by removing Ws when they left . . .
EXCEPT THAT NEVER HAPPENED YOU FUCKING TWITS!