Monday, January 26, 2009

I Feel Dirty!

Huge thanks to David Dust bringing VH1's dreadful Tool Academy into my life!

I saw my first complete episode tonight . . . and I feel unclean. (I feel even more unclean for "having" to see a few minutes of an extended promo for "The Love of Ray J" . . . now that makes me wish for an asteroid strike.) However, if watching Tool Academy is wrong - you got it - I don't want to be right.

We remain hopeful that David will begin reviewing and recapping this show as he has done for several Bravo series. His readers need a forum where we can connect and share our feelings about what we have learned . . . in the same way that the Tools and "their" girls do in "therapy" with Dr. Trina.

UPDATE 1/26/2009 10:24pm

How could I forget?? . . . Peace, bitch! (Does inexplicable sideways peace hand signal.)

I'm confused. Why the two fingers sideways? Is Clarence/Celebrity's girl a trader signaling "7"? Is there a rock/paper/scissors battle going on of which we, the viewers, are unaware? Did she catch an audience member taking her picture thereby defiling all thespians through the ages while simultaneously putting her and her fellow cast members in danger, and now she's going to cut off his nuts? So many questions.

2 comments:

David Dust said...

Seriously, I usually HATE VH1's shlocky shit, but Tool Academy is so deliciously horrible.

And speaking of Tools, have you seen pics of Ray J's ... um ... tool?? Google it NOW.

Peace, Bitch.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Wonder Man said...

What happened to VH1? It's like they were a good girl and now they are a slut