Later, on the way to Fresh & Easy for lunch (DEAR F&E, PLEASE COME TO CHICAGO NOW!!), I passed a guy with 3 McCain/Palin bumper stickers on his car . . . or, more accurately, 3 Palin stickers. The first one had a shot of Palin in a miniskirt and read "Sarah Palin: Master Debater". (I don't want to know.) The second one was identical to the standard McCain/Palin logo except it said "McCain / MILF". I didn't get a look at the third one but did pull up next to his car to see what this human shitstain looked like: Cro-Magnon, as anticipated. [I sneered at him - aren't I a brave elitist?!] Qualifications be damned, this stud wants a hawt babe for President, and he wants the world to know it!