Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Dear Douchebag

Dear Douchebag sitting next to me in the bar at the Westin Tysons Corner lecturing the bartender who fled Vietnam in 1975 at age 20 about how John McCain is the better candidate because of all his "proven leadership" and because it’s not so much the man, it’s the people with whom he’ll surround himself:

Have some more Kool-Aid, Mr. Tassel Loafers. Do you mean he’ll surround himself with qualified people like Sarah Palin? Great! Weren’t George W. Bush’s supporters saying the same thing in 2000? Look how well that worked out. (By the way, are you completely embarrassed yet, Yale and Harvard Business School? Hope you guys feel good about admitting him and excluding an actual qualified applicant. But whatever.)

Getting back to Mr. Façonnable, that was so totally scary and insightful when you asked "Who knows who 'the other one' would appoint?" Nice use of "the other one"! Well done--wouldn't want anyone to think you were speaking Muslamic or anything. I mean, Barack Hussein Osama, oops I mean Obama would probably appoint all those Muslim, ‘Murca-hating terrorist friends he made when he was 8.

UPDATE
This morning at Starbucks, the same guy was in front of me in line. Reader(s), he ordered a latte. A pumpkin spice latte. The "latte-sipping libruls" BS is officially over! Ovah, I say! (I'm talking to you, Obama!)

P.S. Dear banana chocolate Vivanos: Never let Starbucks take you away from me. I love your delicious chocolate "nutritional" goodness.

1 comment:

Dan said...

so we have moved from "that one" to the "other one". I love how far we have progressed in such a short time!